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release date:

July 21, 2014


Fake Knife Credits:

Music by Vacant Seas
Lyrics by Chris Cliff
Guitar & Vocals by Chris Cliff
Bass: Travis Fagala
Drums: Ben Moore

Produced, Engineered & Mixed by Jonathan Plum
Assistant Engineer: Carson Lehman
Mastered by Steve Turnidge


Vacant Seas

  • Fake Knife


Branded as chattel at birth, Vacant Seas became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29, 1997 at a local Arby's while pondering the existence of a fried mozzarella 6 pack. Coincidentally, being in a capitalistic melange is not conducive to enjoying Murder She Wrote.

Vacant Seas are mislabeled misanthropes who actually don't love not liking either humanity or Jumanji, the movie, at the same time. Don't blink, or you might miss Vacant Seas failing to not fulfill its unpromise to not neglect supplying blankets to strung out corporate bankers. Don't worry, they are not not laced with chickenpox and Murder She Wrote references!

Vacant Seas lists their interests as: Diminished Production Costs, Diminished Shipping Costs, Opening up the pan Central-Asian oil corridor, Social Contract Solvents, Thinking & Feeling Blinders, Transdermal Murder She Wrote patches and Sudoku.

When asked what artists they like they answered: What the Bible originally was, what the Bhagavad Gitah is and what the Allegory of the Cave has become.

Their release on London Tone Music for our 52x52 launch is a song called, Fake Knife.